A Lame Duck Emerges From His Bunker To Pardon A Turkey And Take Credit For A Wall Street Milestone

Afraid that a stock market milestone would be attributed to investor confidence in the incoming administration, the current president popped into public view twice on Tuesday in an attempt to regain the country’s attention. #Colbert #Monologue #ALateShow

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50 Comments

  1. Neşe KARAKURT on December 4, 2020 at 9:09 pm

    Turk not animal please bro
    Turkey Country
    İstanbul
    İzmir
    Antalya
    ……
    This Turkey Country:)))

  2. kuilee salangdron on December 4, 2020 at 9:11 pm

    the computer is located below denver airport

  3. Marshall Banks on December 4, 2020 at 9:11 pm

    Grow up

  4. David Lederman on December 4, 2020 at 9:11 pm

    YaynYo!

  5. kuilee salangdron on December 4, 2020 at 9:11 pm

    there is 7,5 billion beings on earth! only 4.5 billion is human

  6. Derakko on December 4, 2020 at 9:12 pm

    Putin probable filmed Trump watching the turkeys shi**ing themselves in those beds

  7. bryant phil on December 4, 2020 at 9:12 pm

    Its funny how you people are. Trump get mid east peace you say nothing, best economy not a word, best minority unemployment you choke to say any decent word. He closes border to illegals you swear he was murdering puppies. We had biden obama years can any of you name ONE BIDEN ACCOMPLISHMENT in 40 years? Reason for dow jump is vaccine not biden who has said point blank hes raising taxes and expecting us to pay for green deal, illegals health care and education.

  8. G. B. on December 4, 2020 at 9:13 pm

    Steven is just no longer funny, it will bitch about Trump even if it will save his life, just lame

  9. Npc Dd1 on December 4, 2020 at 9:13 pm

    Everyone knows that the stock market is up because of vaccine News and Trump is making it harder for Biden to make China business as usual

  10. Kate S on December 4, 2020 at 9:15 pm

    Something very wrong happened in his childhood. A grown man doesn’t act like this.

  11. Mauricio Espinoza on December 4, 2020 at 9:15 pm

    Biden will be a lame duck next year and he will pardon a turkey next year.

  12. Muhammad Arsalan Bela on December 4, 2020 at 9:16 pm

    colbert is aging horibly

  13. Allthatyoutouch on December 4, 2020 at 9:17 pm

    The stock market numbers are made up to start. It’s all fake.

  14. Albert&Kayla Cook on December 4, 2020 at 9:18 pm
  15. BadMoFo on December 4, 2020 at 9:18 pm

    "It’s a mobius mess. It’s like watching 2 toddlers trying to change each others diapers and somehow it’s even more full of crap." Whoever wrote that line is hilarious. 👏👏👏😂

  16. Christy Donnelly on December 4, 2020 at 9:23 pm

    Trump retweeted himself (not via anyone else)… Nov. 26 … who does that?

  17. undefined xcv on December 4, 2020 at 9:26 pm

    "That was weird as s**t" The crowning achieve of his administration.

  18. Tim Davis on December 4, 2020 at 9:28 pm

    I hate you’re guts.

  19. Adeline Herve on December 4, 2020 at 9:29 pm

    yes yes yes or niet

  20. rk41gator on December 4, 2020 at 9:31 pm

    "That was weird as s**t" The crowning achieve of his administration.

  21. Theresa Casareale on December 4, 2020 at 9:34 pm

    Everybody loves President Obama too

  22. kuilee salangdron on December 4, 2020 at 9:35 pm

    i love all humans even the ones doing bad things it not our fault! the gold coming out of africa no one knows where its going but i do!!!!! they are using it to maintain the electromagnetic field used to dumb us down! Controlling our frequency to block our divine light from coming in!

  23. downallyourstreets on December 4, 2020 at 9:36 pm

    Lame-duck Loser! Not much winning; so much whining, so much crying 😭! MAGA tears are flooding the hills and hollers ‘Merica.

  24. Sean O'loughlin on December 4, 2020 at 9:36 pm

    Donald Trump is a crackpot

  25. Miguel Chacon on December 4, 2020 at 9:37 pm

    Hitler finds out the re-count is over and Trump lost… Again! https://youtu.be/_D03BBO7BQk

  26. Alireza Sheikh on December 4, 2020 at 9:39 pm

    Are you talking about the same LAME DUCK , BENJAMIN NETANYAHO TALKED ABOUT ?
    I created a video for it , if you watch it carefully at the end of the video THAT LAME DUCK GETS OUT
    ::A::
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuZWYntatVY
    ::A::

  27. Deadly Avenger on December 4, 2020 at 9:39 pm

    And now we know Trump shits himself and wears a diaper! 🤣 It just can’t get any better! #DiaperDon

  28. Richard Maxey on December 4, 2020 at 9:39 pm

    yahoo:)

  29. Virginia Wheaton on December 4, 2020 at 9:41 pm

    next year turkeys named Us and We, plus they will be diverse!

  30. FDC 1 on December 4, 2020 at 9:43 pm

    As is Trump’s pattern, I’m sure the turkey’s were originally convicted of something terrible and just like all of Trump’s pardons, They don’t get the fact that when they accepted the pardon, by law, they admitted guilt. Seriously though, only Trump can make the introduction of the turkeys being pardoned sound creepy.

  31. M Masters on December 4, 2020 at 9:43 pm

    Colbert – you are Sweating. YOU and your Network management have reason to pay attention. The Vote Certifications will be set aside when the Vote Fraud proof from the recovered Dominion Servers is presented (now discovered to be owned by Chinese CCP).

    Whistleblowers are now raising their
    IN ORDER TO TURN STATE’S EVIDENCE
    – to avoid Prosecution for TREASON.

    "Whiskey for our WarFighters
    & Treason for All Cheaters"

    #IamQ-USAPatriot

  32. lr316 on December 4, 2020 at 9:44 pm

    Why did Bigtech invest Millions in the election and manipulate comments and internet???

  33. kuilee salangdron on December 4, 2020 at 9:45 pm

    hey people it never ends well when the slaves give in to their masters

  34. Kathryn Geeslin on December 4, 2020 at 9:45 pm

    He sounded like he was emceeing a pageant for the turkeys.

  35. M Masters on December 4, 2020 at 9:46 pm

    Stephen Colbert –
    Game, Set, Match

    https://www.brighteon.com/85eb594a-046e-48b7-989d-25a1d868ba67

    Enemy Combatants can loose all of their assets "worldwide" by 2018 Executive Order.

    That could include you, Chuckles. Just keep on with the misdirection.

    Prep. PRAY & Stay Out Of The Way…

    #IamQ-USPatriot

  36. kuilee salangdron on December 4, 2020 at 9:47 pm

    when you guys find out that the reptillians and the archon has been in control the last 300,000yrs! It wont be nice they are in every high position you can imagine except trump he works for the light! media, science, education, medicine, millitary, academia! all demon rats

  37. Thomas Kerrigan on December 4, 2020 at 9:49 pm

    biden and the Left Cheated Stop being So Stupid !!!!

  38. Phillip Mundahl on December 4, 2020 at 9:50 pm

    Propaganda at its finest

  39. Purple Insignia on December 4, 2020 at 9:54 pm

    Trump can’t comprehend the reason Dow Jones hit 30.000 is because he lost the election, he still believes it happened because he’s still the president.

  40. Biden4prez 2020 on December 4, 2020 at 9:54 pm

    The Turkey pardoned a Turkey

  41. Discovermyview on December 4, 2020 at 9:54 pm

    I wish it was possible to explain to the little orange man and his buffoon platoon that the stock market rallied as much as it did for two really important, yet quite simple, reasons. One, Trump lost the fucking election (only buffoons now dispute this reality). And two, we have a vaccine, our nightmarish mishandling of a world wide pandemic is nearly at a close. Go Science!! That’s it. That’s all. Two reasons. This turn of events is, in fact, how it is. Uh, oh yeah — ‘we know dis’ !!!! (because we do, when we say stuff like – those are the facts – we mean, actual facts, not semantical gas-lighting that, ironically, does not add up to any sort of actual (never alternative) FACTS. Read ’em and weep, fuckers.

  42. Psi Fly on December 4, 2020 at 9:57 pm

    The Trump Presidential Library will have pop up books, story time, and puppet shows.

  43. 84theviking on December 4, 2020 at 9:58 pm

    why not make funn off your boy Biden, and hes creepy corrupt style?maybe you are same,or? american late shows and humor is gone w trump,so sad so patetic.peace f norway..trump 2020

  44. 다솔김 on December 4, 2020 at 9:59 pm

    No reporter has yet shouted, "Mr President! Can you recommend a good landscaping company?" at the end of a press conference? Lame.

  45. Mortonstones LLC on December 4, 2020 at 10:01 pm

    Well. He pardoned the turkey alright.
    Will not pardon treason, election fraud, corruption and stealing trade secrets.
    You guys will be crying when the arrests come.

  46. kuilee salangdron on December 4, 2020 at 10:02 pm

    screw you reptilian!

  47. Cash on December 4, 2020 at 10:03 pm

    👍😄

  48. Muhammad Arsalan Bela on December 4, 2020 at 10:03 pm

    oh wow this is sickening the sellout is so complete and its properly cringey just another rich white guy

  49. Biden4prez 2020 on December 4, 2020 at 10:06 pm

    @Stephancolbert The title is so true

  50. Shane Kräuchi on December 4, 2020 at 10:07 pm

    Stop showing leaky Rudy while I’m eating!

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